FlagpoleSitta

New profile, but not new here. I’ve been gooning to all the wonderful content this site has to offer since 2009. I just had problems with my original account (Sk8rkid) that couldn’t be fixed, so I had to create this one. I lost a ton of content because of that.

I had a very early start in this whole porn world, earlier than most people. I (at first) unwillingly lost my virginity to a 23 year old man and his much younger girlfriend back in the late 80’s/early 90’s. I never told anyone what was going on because from the very first time he fucked me, I knew I wanted more, even though I knew it was wrong. Especially when I was finally able to have an orgasm and feel what they felt. This went on for many years. They’re also the reason I got into cross dressing. They’d sometimes dress me up in her clothes and we’d all go out together.

My first orgasms were dry, of course. My very first one was actually a sissygasm because I wasn’t even touching myself and wasn’t even hard. He was just hitting the right spot. My second orgasm happened when I was fucking his girlfriend. I went on to have many, many more in the shower and by (and this is very weird) climbing the old TV antenna pole we used to have in our backyard. 😆 I’d come home from school, change my clothes and immediately go out back and start climbing the antenna pole with my legs wrapped around it. As I went up, my cock was getting “massaged” and before I even reached the roof of the house, I’d already have an orgasm. I remember they felt SOOOOOO GOOD!! So good in fact, that I usually did it three or four more times before my parents even came home from work! I’m a proud Gen X. It was great growing up a latchkey kid.

My very first wet one happened while sitting in a class! I had to run to the bathroom. Nothing ever came out before. I had no idea what just happened. Unfortunately, because of my moaning and facial expression, my young female teacher who I kinda had a crush on knew exactly what happened 🤦🏻‍♂️ How embarrassing. But she sure had a story to tell for the rest of her life.

I always considered myself bisexual, and I think I still am. When I was younger, I was very much into girls and somewhat into boys. But as I’ve gotten older, that has shifted the other way. However, since my last relationship ended in 2017 with a divorce, I don’t do relationships anymore. They’re always way too much work for what they’re worth. I’m a slut. My favorite part of them IS the sex. I’m not into all that silly lovey-dovey stuff. I love a good dump and go. Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am (or sir.)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my page. And if you’d like to know more, just send me a message. I’m on here a LOT, so chances are good I’ll respond fairly quickly.