Samo sam malo varao, obećavam!

Hi honey, I wanted to say that I miss you a lot and I can't wait till you get home again.

I've been kind of horny and so I have to tell you something and I don't want you to get mad, please.

But I ran into Brad from high school, the one who used to eat the shit out of you.

But I know you guys don't get along, but we talked for a minute and he had **** and I wanted to get high.

So we came back here and I promise we did not fuck or anything.